Shark Dentist is a 'horror roguelike' that's principally The Meg mashed up with an early '90s Milton Bradley toy
Shark Dentist. The phrases glared at me from my inbox. Shark Dentist. Chris Livingston introduced them to the PC Gamer Slack channel, his curiosity fervent. Shark Dentist. Someplace within the distance, a secretary started pounding her clipboard. Shark Dentist.
You’re the Shark Dentist: Not a shark who can be a dentist (though that can be a sport I wish to play) however a dentist treating the rancid, rotten enamel of the world’s most harmful apex predators, who for some purpose have been introduced into your sketchy-ass workplace for his or her bi-annual checkup. They’re anesthetized, however apparently solely calmly: One false transfer might arouse them from their slumber, and that might be very unhealthy for you.
As a one-person operation, you will not merely take care of enamel. You will additionally want to watch your affected person’s pulse, guarantee sufficient oxygen ranges, and handle the anesthesia, all whereas coping with some genuinely disgusting chompers, dripping, oozing, and stinking with… properly, no matter form of toothy bother sharks get into.
Your tight finances goes past simply an lack of ability to rent assist: Provides are restricted, and the gear ain’t nice. Errors? Most likely inevitable.
Shark Dentist is actually a videogame tackle Crocodile Dentist, the outdated Milton Bradley youngsters’s sport, however with dramatically heightened rigidity, grotesquerie, and violent outcomes. Alternatively, it is most likely much less bodily painful—you will not have a plastic jaw actually clomping down in your fist once you botch the job.
Simply ask Bob Barker about that.
Shark Dentist is likely to be a little bit of a one-trick pony, however because the saying goes, that is okay if the trick is sweet sufficient, and I feel this one is fairly good. Is it one thing folks might be taking part in for hours on finish? Possibly not, though the depth of the dentistry simulation is likely to be stunning. However even when it is best loved briefly bursts, Shark Dentist seems to be like simply the proper of dumb enjoyable. And I imply, Shark Dentist—how will you not wish to attempt that at the very least as soon as?
A launch date hasn’t been introduced however Shark Dentist is up for wishlisting now on Steam.
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